Uh oh.

Uh oh. On a Law and Order rerun, the defense attorney impugned a prosecutor's witness by establishing the witness was an ACLU member!

Where do I go to get ACLU membership info expunged?

Prices

Wow, The prices! My Saturday night steak was sub-prime.

Unfathomable? Unfathomable. Unfathomable!

The shallowness of our voters is unfathomable.

Feeling Neglected?

Feeling neglected? Me too. It's been several days now, and no one has blamed Atlanta’s weekend storms on:
Throwing God out of the public square,
Throwing God out of the schools,
The pagans,
The abortionists,
The feminists,
The gays ,
The lesbians ,
The ACLU,
The People For the American Way.

McCain Sound Bite

"Iraq Go Bragh." John McCain's sound bite for St. Patrick's Day.

Well maybe not forever, eternity, until Doomsday, but for 100 years.

Kleptocracy

Kleptocracy, buffoonery, more time, more money.

Our President wants to bog us down in Iraq for how long?

The Torture President?

"Bush claims torture has prevented numerous terrorist attacks, but the chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia, says he has never heard of such an instance."

"With this veto, Bush makes it clear that, beyond just scrambling to justify past lapses into torture after the fact, he emphatically wants torture to be cemented as national policy. Doing so, he adds a lurid extrusion to his astonishing claim that presidents, as commanders in chief, are beyond any control by Congress."

And where did Our President, our most prominent spokes model, get his info about torture preventing several terrorist attacks? Perhaps from those unimpeachable sources whose info was used to justify the invasion of Iraq, "Curveball" and Ahmed Chalabi.

The President of Our Country Said:

"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and
not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front
lines of helping this young democracy succeed."

"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks," Bush said.

Is it possible that he is suffering from Prince Harry envy?

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Say What?

Escort: What should I call you, sir? Mr. Fox, George, Georgie, Foxie?
Client: You can call me anything, but say "Oh, Governor" a lot.

Them Dems Again

Can't the Democrats get anything right?
Gov. Eliot Spitzer gets into a sex scandal and it's heterosexual.