Slackard at the keyboard

I've submitted these Vents to the AJC Vent feature and ignored blogging them!

08/22/2008 - I'm 70, but I know how many homes my wife and I own. None! Oh, we have a shrinking minority position in the house we live in.

08/12/2008 - Thieves are capturing our car remote codes out of the air? Where can I get a 128-bit encryption package for the remote? (Published 08/25/2008)

08/12/2008 - Hype springs eternal. (Published 08/25/2008).

08/09/2008 - Letters to the editor (AJC) are brimming with suggestions on improving our primary and secondary education. Why don't we bury our ego and superiority complex and steal someone else’s system. On a 2006 study, Canada finished 7, 3, 4 on math, science, & reading. Let's steal theirs, most of their stuff is in English.

Say it isn't so, Joe

Ah, the answer to our prayers. Joe Lieberman for Veep. Zell Miller for ?.

Poor Ted

From poster boy of the evangelical right and the mega church crowd, reduced to selling insurance, even though he has been declared cured of evil by some religious group.

Edwards v. Gingrich

Edwards v. Gingrich, whose the biggest putz? Politians and their wives with cancer. Who'd thought it?

Corporate News

If you know the facts before 6:30 p.m., Brian and General Electric News (NBC), and Charlie and Disney News (ABC) appear incompetent, biased, and both.

Ignorance on whom?

It’s not that the McCain campaign takes pride in being ignorant. It’s that they know Republican voters take pride in being ignorant, else Republicans could never win.

Who's that?

A name buried deep in the AJC section A, "Newt Gingrich." Sounds familiar. Wasn't he once somebody?

Paris for President?

Paris for President? I saw the video. I was ready to write her in (if Diebold allows it), but, pshaw, she ain't old enough!

Done your ranking yet?

Trying to do an online ranking of the Presidents I was stuck in choosing worst. Harding, Buchanan, Grant, George W. Bush or Dick Cheney?

TV News

My goodness gracious. The stuff you don't see on Disney News (ABC) and General Electric News (NBC).

It's the economy, Vapid

Wal-Mart stock value tripled under Clinton, stayed even under George W. Bush!

Stress

My blood pressure machine stresses me out!