Another vent published

Pizza, Pizza was published April 27, 2008, in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Another Vent published

"My insurance agent was out of his office. I barged in anyway. A caveman was trying to stomp a gecko."

Published in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution's Vent feature on Saturday, April 19, 2008.
Submitted April 3, 2008.

Tinneyson on Furnace Filters

Pollen, pollen, pollen, achoo, sniffle, achoo,
Time to change the furnace filter again, cough, sniffle, cough,
Whoever designed my furnace, achoo, sniffle, achoo,
Should be drowned in a large horse trough!

Energy Strategy

I filled up a car today, watched the little wheels spin, became entranced, fell under a spell, was transported back, back in time, to the Cheney/Oil Execs private "energy strategy" meetings of 2001. Their strategy has worked. Worked out well -- for them.

Pizza? Pizza!

Wow, California Kitchen Pizza and Digurno at $7.29 each at my exurban grocery store. I've been frozen out of the pizza market.

eeeuuuuwww

Richard Mellon Scaif supposedly spent $30,000,000 trying to undo the 1992 election (Get Clinton out of the White House), supposedly the financier of the "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Now both Clintons are courting him like mad.

I guess it's true, politics make for strange ____ fellows, or is it peace making prowess?